Funniest/most embarressing typos?

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Post 1 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 7:09:43

Come on all, we would like to hear them. Two of my cutest ones ... although ... no, I'll tell you later.

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 8:56:22

Ok this is on pain of death. A friend Peter has this impossible to spell Polish last name, which I can never get right, so his name has been mis-spelled and typoed ever since we were children.

Post 3 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 9:16:15

Hmm okay. My two best typos were on here and MSN actually. Once I talked to Season and wanted to say "huggles", but miss-typed the word and it was "higgles".
The second one was on here. I was trying to say "hi all new log ins", and I wrote "hi all new log ines". Obviously I am too obcessed with my name. Grahams answer: "No. I am a log in. You are an Ines.." Hahaha.

Post 4 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 9:20:26

One day when it was my birthday me and some of my friends would go out to a Greek restaurant in England. The restaurant was called George Michael but when i wrote an email to one of my friends to let him know which restaurant it was going to be i wrote Gorge Michael.
I can't think of anything else right now.

Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 11:24:10

I was talking to a girl I know one day, and we were talking about this very thing. She told me that one day, she was talking with another girl she knows, on MSn, and the girl meant to tell her that she'd be right back because she was going to get some hot cocoa. Well, instead of putting hot cocoa, she put hot coc!

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 14:42:56

I type reports for a rehab agency, so typos can really be embarrassing. I once meant to type sock rings, which are a way of keeping same colored socks together in the wash, and I typed cock rings. I also occasionally have keys that stick on my keyboard and sometimes put a space in the wrong place. I have often typed doe snot instead of does not.

Post 7 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 21:37:09

Working in customer service I had made some typos and have read some when looking over the last reps notes.
Here goes some:
instead of powercycling the modem someone put popswicled the modem
instead of cx asked for a supervisor, the agent wrote asked cx for a supervisor
cx has had bludipoo techs to the house
webphone broke
cx threatened to hunt me down and sue me
cx called us stupid arses
and one i just read today cx did not never hook it up
There sure is more, I could sit here and come up with some I have seen all day.
Troy

Post 8 by Amethyst Moon (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 18-May-2006 13:05:21

I did the same typo with a word ending in ock. I was talking to renegade_rocker and typed renegade_cocker. Or once talking about sock puppets I typed cock puppets. I have a dutch friend who almost always types t e h instead of t h e and he goes by Gandalf so we call him teh wizard. The best one though was my mom's friend back before the computer and internet and fax machines and stuff. There was this machine called a teletype that's kind of like a TTY for deaf people. You send messages on it but there's no backspace. Whatever goes out goes out, so she was supposed to send a message to Charles of the Ritz and sent it to Charles of the Titz!

Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 20-May-2006 11:01:18

Yikes! No backspace key? LOL. I'd hate to think of the typos I'd make without the benefit of backspace, delete, and spell check.

Post 10 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 20-May-2006 14:56:38

i try my best to proofread stuff, so i don't type something embarrassing.

Post 11 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 20-May-2006 16:32:43

Hehehe, your typos are funny.

Post 12 by Lindsay3.14 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 21:36:40

Once I was instant messaging one of my friends and she was making a fair amount of typos I think. Because of this, she sent me a message apologizing for all of her "topos!". This was several months ago and we still joke around about it.

Post 13 by Lindsay3.14 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 21:43:43

Oh, and may I add that there is a typo in the name of this thread? Is it intentional? if not, how "embarressing!: Ha ha

Post 14 by NoahsMommy (guide dog girl) on Sunday, 05-Nov-2006 21:06:18

I was goin1g to MSB and was reading the bullitin. a girl in the seventh grade in charge of sending an announcment about something for her class for the bullitin made a mistake and ms. penny did not read it just copied and pasted it into the bullitin so everyone read "school t-shits will be sold in the 1back lobby during break and lunch".